KENYA’S CONSPIRACY ALERT?

****ALERT****.

Over the past 2weeks or so, Kenya has witnessed the greatest conspiracy act in history.
Before I lay it out, let me put this clear …I indeed voted for this government and I am loyal to that ballot. I love my president.

There was once a play called shackles of doom, right?  It caused quite the stir in the just concluded drama festivals but somehow somewhere, it just VANISHED. Yeah guys, Magic is real

But where did it go and who pulled the Houdini act?….

Another story cropped up. A beautiful story that won the hearts of Kenyans. OTONGOLO STORY.

With all due respect I loved that piece, I loved the actor… and so just you know, I watched it live and couldn’t stop myself from laughing. But here’s the dark reality, That piece was exceptionally incredible and that’s why it was The Perfect cover-up to brainwash us from the shackles of doom talk. I hear shackles was kicked out in the nationals but who spoke about it? which media house gave that story a second thought? I guessed so, NONE!!

BOTTOM LINE :
The otongolo was a distraction and it worked perfectly like all other conspiracies that are common in the developed world (USA) to be specific.
Welcome to Kenya Mr conspiracy. Nice to meet you.

Bye.

Ps, make a point of watching scandal the US series, maybe you’ll understand what goes on inside the house on the hill   

Are we raising the next generation of fame whores?

Kenya’s social media community is vibrant, we fight and snatch weaves all the way from here to Botswana, we’re idle as fuck! We’ll fight your ass if you can’t pronounce our country’s name properly. All these cheap bundles
have led us to also create fame whores.

They’re mostly, third rate girls
with personalities of a warm pineapple but with somehow *great bodies* a “decent” face and access to Photoshop.
We have led these girls down the well paved road to hell, and they love it! We have told them they’re
all that and a pack of fries, and they’re not. Alhuda Njoroge, Vera Sidiki, Shee Waruinge, the list is
endless. They make every effort to milk likes, re-tweets and follows from us. They will pose on top of dinner table *with
unwashed untensils still in
sight* they will shake their
diabs to taarab in dingy room for us. They will do anything to be in
conversations, anything!

Let us look at Alhuda Njoroge Huddah Monroe. Stumbled on her photos like a year back, her bum against a shower door, very seductive grr, she would then post countless photos which made her look fucking good. Man,
we praised her. Who was she? We all knew she was a model, but no one could find her work away from the photos she posted. Who were these photos for? I tell you who they were for, HERSELF. She
was building a portfolio and we made it famous.

She says she is a businesswoman *puts down weave* child, what
business? If you cannot explain your business to a 5 year old, child, you’re hiding things. She claims to be paid 160,000 for every event she has been to. Um, NAME ONE!! I have been to the most expensive events last year, from 10k entry charge, to 4k entry charges, I didn’t see your ass there?

Folks, listen, I spent time with her inner circle, this lass is like every other lass in Nairobi, free entry, free drinks, hand her VIP
access and then end up being someone’s prop for the night.
She bragged about hanging out with the TNA peeps at Carni, GUUURL, we were invited for that too. We didn’t show up, cause you know, we had things to do. Let us say she is paid
160,000 for an event. Trust me, she will be expected to perform an act, and we call know she can’t dance, or sing!

See, we are raising fame whores. It’s fine, when it’s on social media, but when it crosses over to
publication that you’d expect to fact check shit! That is where is crosses the line. I have mad mad
respect for Drum, they’re still soldiering on even after the weak sales, but to glorify a woman whose business is as dark as 3am
darkness is just stupid! They gave her 8 pages!! 8 fucking pages! Instead of focusing on a woman,
society and girls would look upto, you choose to work with a girl who is so deluded, she thinks she
owns a Mercedes C250. Trust me, I have asked around. She owns natsing.

Fact check NATSING from
Drum. They’re just failing life.
To go ahead and publish her lies is downright dense. What happens to the ladies who are trying to work through the
education system? They will be like, shiiit, I look good too! Someone pay me 160,000 to attend their event. We’ll end up with fame whores and whores.
Then we’ll eventually blame their parents for the mess that will happen. But when will we take the blame for putting these
fame whores on a pedestal?

Adapted from: http://www.mm.co.ke/new-blog/2013/4/4/are-we-raising-the-next-generation-of-fame-whores

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Susan And Shaffie?

Kenyans can now live in peace after weeks of speculation that Susan wa Tujuane is suicidal. The infamous DIVA now a self proclaimed Celebrity, turned up for the Jameson Live Party alongside controversial showbiz boy Shaffie Weru. Nobody knows much about the hookup but one thing’s for sure …Shaffie does do community service >>>Follow me on twitter @NjueKevin

KENYANS MESSAGE TO OUR LEADERS.

Dear Raila Amolo Odinga,

RE : OPEN LETTER TO RAILA AMOLO ODINGA

I , citizen number 26802050 , has
been your ardent supporter for a
while now. I voted for you in 2007 .
In my heart of hearts I believe you won then.I still voted for you on March 4th, Unfortunately , I don’t have that feeling this time round.
Am not a student of statistics, but I humbly read the trends of what the numbers are saying and sincerely the writing is on the wall .
We may want to see things not as they are but as we are and that will be a bad intellectual mistake. I know you have urged us to keep hope alive .Sometimes however ,we have to admit that the pulse is no more and we know better than torture hope.
I urge you to graciously concede
that we fought a good fight but that the good was not good enough. This thing is not worth us spilling bloodfor ; again.
Let me take this opportunity to
congratulate our the 4th President elect of the Republic of Kenya , Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta as much as it suxs to say this. You are going to be the president of all of us.
Your supporters or otherwise. Keep that in mind.
Meanwhile, Mr Raila ,this is your
opportune time to become our very own Nelson Mandela and show us your real democratic credentials by giving up your personal ambitions
for the sake of this country I know
you love very much.
Fate may have it that you were
poised to be more powerful than
the thin boundaries of the
‘presidency’ may have accorded you.
May God grant you wisdom to take the road less taken.
Your humble supporter ,
With much sadness but with
renewed hope that Kenya is bigger than you and I.

BY: Oliver Juma

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Love this piece!

GOLD-DIGGER OR A MAGICIAN ???????

You are a lady probably aged 23-26yrs, you are single(That’s a fact),your salary is 15,000ksh ($120USD) per month, you don’t do any other business
and your parents don’t give you
money (not even a dine).

But you have managed to rent 2
bedroom apartment fully Air
conditioned, drive a Vits and fuel it daily to work,
have a 50inch 3D tv complete with a state of the art home theater and DsTv
premium bouquet (ksh8,000) per month subscription.
Your phone is galaxy S3 and you interchange it with The IPhone 5.

My Sister, are you a magician ?

TUJUANE IS CHOREOGRAPHED!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS :
#TUJUANE the infamous dating show that airs on KTN is choreographed.

After months of speculation since it’s premier, we can now say for certain that the show is scripted. This is after last week episode received intense criticism for lack of Humanity (lack of a better word )  by a lady who we now hear is suffering from depression.

Social media went ballistic after the episode with all kind of insults addressed to the lady : Susan. (She is known as “Toto
Msupa Si Toto” on FB)

Well thanks to being a “DIVA”, the
girl got a Face book page opened
on her behalf!! “Kenyans Against
Susan – #tujuane.” LOL! Let’s not mention the trolling that has been going around twitter!

To Susan’s rescue , her employer Julie Gichuru tweeted

>>>>>@juliegichuru
The current hideous and relentless online bullying of a young lady for a choreographed tv show is simply sad. We must reject #bullying

KTN’s Tujuane show has
officially released a statement
urging fans of the show to desist
from commenting and bashing
on Susan who featured on last
Friday’s show saying that she
sends her heartfelt apologies to
all offended by her comments.
The announcement made via
Facebook read:
“Hello Lovely Tujuane Fans!
Thank you for your continued
support for the show and for
tuning in every week to watch
us. You are all stars! Following
the airing of our last episode,
one of our show participants has
unfortunately received very bad
publicity and we as Tujuane
would like to urge you to kindly
maintain decorum and refrain
further from commenting on the
events of that episode as the
young lady has suffered serious
dire consequences as a result.
For all our viewers who were
offended by her comments, she
sends her sincere heartfelt
apologies. No one is perfect, and
every will need redemption at
one time or another. Enjoy your
evening all!”

Susan also tweeted on the claim >>>>
#Just wnt to offer my
utmost apology to al those
who felt I was rude n
disrespctful,on the show n
I was followin
directions..again poleni
— Mirfat Musa (@mirfat_musa) February 26, 2013

#Ok people…this hia is the
truth the show was not
real n I didn’t mean any of
thos things said on the
show.not evrythin u see
on tv is real
— Mirfat Musa (@mirfat_musa) February 25, 2013

The 85th annual Academy Award winners.

List of the 85th annual Academy Award winners announced Sunday in Los Angeles:

1. Best Picture: “Argo.”
If Ben Affleck was snubbed by the Oscars, everyone should be so lucky. His Iran rescue thriller “Argo” has won best picture from the Academy Awards. This was my surprise of the night why lie. I personally think there were better films in this category.

2. Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis,
“Lincoln.”Daniel Day-Lewis
won a record third best actor
Oscar on Sunday, confirming his
status as one of the finest
actors of his generation, with an
incredible range and astonishing
attention to detail.

3. Actress: Jennifer Lawrence,
“Silver Linings Playbook.”
Jennifer Lawrence
became one of the youngest
best actress Oscar winners ever
Sunday for “Silver Linings
Playbook”- using her “Hunger
Games” drive to secure
Hollywood’s highest honor.

4. Supporting Actor: Christoph
Waltz, “Django Unchained.”
In one of the closest contests going
into the ceremony, the Best
Supporting Actor went to Waltz for
his turn as an eccentric dentist-
turned-bounty-hunter in Quentin
Tarantino’s slavery revenge fantasy
“Django Unchained.”

5. Supporting Actress: Anne
Hathaway, “Les Miserables.”
Anne Hathaway
won an Oscar on her second
nomination Sunday, confirming
her status as one of Hollywood’s
brightest acting talents – and an
astonishingly powerful singer
who “Dreamed a Dream.”

6. Directing: Ang Lee, “Life of Pi.”
Taiwanese-born
Ang Lee was the first Asian ever
to win an Oscar for directing, in
2006 for gay cowboy movie
“Brokeback Mountain.” Seven
years later he has done it again
with 3D fantasy “Life of
Pi.””Thank you, movie god,” Lee
told the audience at the 85th
Academy Awards on Sunday
after accepting his award.

7. Foreign Language Film: “Amour”

8. Adapted Screenplay: Chris
Terrio, “Argo.”

9. Original Screenplay: Quentin
Tarantino, “Django Unchained.”

10. Animated Feature Film: “Brave.”

11. Production Design: “Lincoln.”

12. Cinematography: “Life of Pi.”

13. Sound Mixing: “Les Miserables.”

14. Sound Editing (tie): “Skyfall,”
”Zero Dark Thirty.”

15. Original Score: “Life of Pi,”
Mychael Danna.

16. Original Song: “Skyfall” from
“Skyfall,” Adele Adkins and Paul
Epworth.

17. Costume: “Anna Karenina.”

18. Documentary Feature:
“Searching for Sugar Man.”

19. Documentary (short subject):
“Inocente.”

20. Film Editing: “Argo.”

21. Makeup and Hairstyling: “Les
Miserables.”

22. Animated Short Film:
“Paperman.”

23. Live Action Short Film:
“Curfew.”

24. Visual Effects: “Life of Pi.”

What do you think about the winners? Did they deserve it?

Have your say, comments are welcomed.
Tweet me @NjueKevin

The 85th annual Academy Award winners.

List of the 85th annual Academy
Award winners announced
Sunday in Los Angeles:

1. Best Picture: “Argo.”
If Ben Affleck was snubbed by the Oscars, everyone should be so lucky. His Iran rescue thriller “Argo” has won best picture from the Academy Awards. This was my surprise of the night why lie. I personally think there were better films in this category.

2. Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis,
“Lincoln.”Daniel Day-Lewis
won a record third best actor
Oscar on Sunday, confirming his
status as one of the finest
actors of his generation, with an
incredible range and astonishing
attention to detail.

3. Actress: Jennifer Lawrence,
“Silver Linings Playbook.”
Jennifer Lawrence
became one of the youngest
best actress Oscar winners ever
Sunday for “Silver Linings
Playbook”- using her “Hunger
Games” drive to secure
Hollywood’s highest honor.

4. Supporting Actor: Christoph
Waltz, “Django Unchained.”
In one of the closest contests going
into the ceremony, the Best
Supporting Actor went to Waltz for
his turn as an eccentric dentist-
turned-bounty-hunter in Quentin
Tarantino’s slavery revenge fantasy
“Django Unchained.”

5. Supporting Actress: Anne
Hathaway, “Les Miserables.”
Anne Hathaway
won an Oscar on her second
nomination Sunday, confirming
her status as one of Hollywood’s
brightest acting talents – and an
astonishingly powerful singer
who “Dreamed a Dream.”

6. Directing: Ang Lee, “Life of Pi.”
Taiwanese-born
Ang Lee was the first Asian ever
to win an Oscar for directing, in
2006 for gay cowboy movie
“Brokeback Mountain.” Seven
years later he has done it again
with 3D fantasy “Life of
Pi.””Thank you, movie god,” Lee
told the audience at the 85th
Academy Awards on Sunday
after accepting his award.

7. Foreign Language Film: “Amour”

8. Adapted Screenplay: Chris
Terrio, “Argo.”

9. Original Screenplay: Quentin
Tarantino, “Django Unchained.”

10. Animated Feature Film: “Brave.”

11. Production Design: “Lincoln.”

12. Cinematography: “Life of Pi.”

13. Sound Mixing: “Les Miserables.”

14. Sound Editing (tie): “Skyfall,”
”Zero Dark Thirty.”

15. Original Score: “Life of Pi,”
Mychael Danna.

16. Original Song: “Skyfall” from
“Skyfall,” Adele Adkins and Paul
Epworth.

17. Costume: “Anna Karenina.”

18. Documentary Feature:
“Searching for Sugar Man.”

19. Documentary (short subject):
“Inocente.”

20. Film Editing: “Argo.”

21. Makeup and Hairstyling: “Les
Miserables.”

22. Animated Short Film:
“Paperman.”

23. Live Action Short Film:
“Curfew.”

24. Visual Effects: “Life of Pi.”

What do you think about the winners? Did they deserve it?

Have your say, comments are welcomed.
Tweet me @NjueKevin

2013 Oscars Predictions!!!!!!!!!!

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The Oscars is just a day away and I feel the goosebumps already….Excitement! Not that I have been nominated or so,but because this years Oscars has competition like never before.

Here again are the nominee list and my winner predication.

 

NB>>> This is my prediction!!!!!!!!!

BEST PICTURE
It will be the toughest category if you ask me. All deserve the award in my opinion because they bring in something different that can’t be ignored. However there can only be one winner…
1.Lincoln Winner
2.Life of Pi
3.Amour
4.Argo
5.Beasts of the Southern Wild
6.Silver Linings Playbook
7.Zero Dark Thirty
8.Django Unchained
9.Les Misérables

Make your pick!!!

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